{"id":23,"date":"2008-11-19T14:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T14:37:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2024-04-01T16:34:09","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T16:34:09","slug":"a-middle-aged-english-village-schoolteacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/deidremac.com\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"A Middle-aged english village schoolteacher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/deidremac.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/IMG_0668-764932.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deidremac.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/IMG_0668-764932-300x225.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270379559081190130\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/deidremac.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/P1000918-765531.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deidremac.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/P1000918-765531-225x300.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270379560563223922\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/deidremac.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/P1000912-766001.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deidremac.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/P1000912-766001-300x225.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270379565031753682\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A Middle-aged&nbsp;english&nbsp;village&nbsp;schoolteacher<\/p>\n<p>We&nbsp;have&nbsp;been&nbsp;here&nbsp;for&nbsp;ten&nbsp;days&nbsp;and&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;settled&nbsp;in.&nbsp;I&nbsp;feel&nbsp;have&nbsp;got&nbsp;into&nbsp;my&nbsp;stride&nbsp;with&nbsp;teaching;&nbsp;communication&nbsp;has&nbsp;developed&nbsp;a&nbsp;pace.&nbsp;The&nbsp;children&nbsp;are&nbsp;working&nbsp;hard&nbsp;and&nbsp;we&nbsp;are&nbsp;having&nbsp;fun.<\/p>\n<p>I&nbsp;think&nbsp;that&nbsp;&nbsp;escaping&nbsp;from&nbsp;the&nbsp;Hanoi&nbsp;floods&nbsp;and&nbsp;the&nbsp;contrast&nbsp;of&nbsp;everything&nbsp;here&nbsp;disorientated&nbsp;me.&nbsp;Particularly&nbsp;difficult&nbsp;was&nbsp;being&nbsp;expected&nbsp;to&nbsp;teach&nbsp;the&nbsp;day&nbsp;after&nbsp;we&nbsp;arrived.&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;compiling&nbsp;a&nbsp;list&nbsp;of&nbsp;induction&nbsp;material&nbsp;and&nbsp;suggestions&nbsp;for&nbsp;future&nbsp;volunteers.&nbsp;It&nbsp;has&nbsp;been&nbsp;very&nbsp;exciting&nbsp;zapping&nbsp;to&nbsp;school&nbsp;every&nbsp;morning&nbsp;on&nbsp;the&nbsp;back&nbsp;of&nbsp;a&nbsp;motorbike&nbsp;but&nbsp;it&nbsp;has&nbsp;meant&nbsp;that&nbsp;I&nbsp;haven&#8217;t&nbsp;got&nbsp;the&nbsp;feel&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;lie&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;land&nbsp;under&nbsp;my&nbsp;feet.<\/p>\n<p>Today&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;the&nbsp;afternoon&nbsp;off.&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;been&nbsp;lent&nbsp;an&nbsp;old&nbsp;gearless&nbsp;bike&nbsp;by&nbsp;Phuong&#8217;s&nbsp;cousin.&nbsp;I&nbsp;cycle&nbsp;slowly&nbsp;along&nbsp;the&nbsp;ochre&nbsp;dried&nbsp;mud&nbsp;tracks&nbsp;to&nbsp;the&nbsp;schools&nbsp;and&nbsp;beyond,&nbsp;abreast&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;buffalos&nbsp;&nbsp;pulling&nbsp;woodladen&nbsp;carts.&nbsp;I&nbsp;smell&nbsp;the&nbsp;deep&nbsp;dank&nbsp;smell&nbsp;of&nbsp;their&nbsp;skin.&nbsp;In&nbsp;the&nbsp;lake&nbsp;are&nbsp;fuschia&nbsp;coloured&nbsp;water&nbsp;lilies.&nbsp;I&nbsp;hadn&#8217;t&nbsp;noticed&nbsp;their&nbsp;perfume&nbsp;before.&nbsp;The&nbsp;morning&nbsp;glory&nbsp;plants&nbsp;in&nbsp;full&nbsp;bloom&nbsp;drape&nbsp;over&nbsp;the&nbsp;palm&nbsp;thatched&nbsp;dwellings.&nbsp;I&nbsp;test&nbsp;the&nbsp;route,&nbsp;making&nbsp;a&nbsp;map&nbsp;for&nbsp;future&nbsp;volunteers,&nbsp;taking&nbsp;my&nbsp;time,&nbsp;navigating&nbsp;chickens&nbsp;and&nbsp;dogs.&nbsp;I&nbsp;will&nbsp;get&nbsp;up&nbsp;earlier&nbsp;tomorrow&nbsp;morning&nbsp;and&nbsp;cycle&nbsp;to&nbsp;school&nbsp;calmly.&nbsp;I&nbsp;cycle&nbsp;past&nbsp;our&nbsp;village&nbsp;shops.&nbsp;Hello,&nbsp;hello,&nbsp;hello.&nbsp;This&nbsp;is&nbsp;OK.&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;the&nbsp;middle&nbsp;aged&nbsp;English&nbsp;schoolteacher&nbsp;on&nbsp;her&nbsp;bike&nbsp;and&nbsp;I&nbsp;recognise&nbsp;my&nbsp;pupils.<\/p>\n<p>Just&nbsp;past&nbsp;the&nbsp;railwayline&nbsp;to&nbsp;the&nbsp;left&nbsp;there&nbsp;is&nbsp;a&nbsp;track&nbsp;which&nbsp;curves&nbsp;past&nbsp;the&nbsp;huge&nbsp;lake&nbsp;and&nbsp;up&nbsp;the&nbsp;hill.&nbsp;I&nbsp;hear&nbsp;music&nbsp;from&nbsp;a&nbsp;large&nbsp;building&nbsp;partially&nbsp;hidden&nbsp;by&nbsp;giant&nbsp;fan&nbsp;palms&nbsp;and&nbsp;banana&nbsp;trees.&nbsp;I&nbsp;push&nbsp;my&nbsp;bike&nbsp;upwards&nbsp;in&nbsp;the&nbsp;heat.&nbsp;It&nbsp;is&nbsp;a&nbsp;large&nbsp;hidden&nbsp;temple..so&nbsp;close.&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;beckoned&nbsp;to&nbsp;enter.&nbsp;A&nbsp;seat&nbsp;is&nbsp;offered&nbsp;to&nbsp;me.&nbsp;About&nbsp;forty&nbsp;people&nbsp;sit&nbsp;in&nbsp;a&nbsp;crescent&nbsp;on&nbsp;the&nbsp;floor&nbsp;in&nbsp;front&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;altar.&nbsp;Beside&nbsp;me&nbsp;is&nbsp;a&nbsp;group&nbsp;of&nbsp;musicians&nbsp;playing&nbsp;traditional&nbsp;instruments&nbsp;that&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;never&nbsp;seen&nbsp;before.&nbsp;In&nbsp;front&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;altar&nbsp;people&nbsp;are&nbsp;kneeling.&nbsp;A&nbsp;man&nbsp;is&nbsp;adorned&nbsp;in&nbsp;a&nbsp;gauze&nbsp;pink&nbsp;ankle&nbsp;length&nbsp;dress&nbsp;by&nbsp;helpers.&nbsp;He&nbsp;kneels&nbsp;and&nbsp;prostates&nbsp;himself,&nbsp;then&nbsp;rises&nbsp;and&nbsp;dances&nbsp;in&nbsp;a&nbsp;jerky&nbsp;fashion&nbsp;to&nbsp;the&nbsp;music&nbsp;before&nbsp;being&nbsp;disrobed.&nbsp;Fruit&nbsp;and&nbsp;vegetables&nbsp;are&nbsp;distributed&nbsp;to&nbsp;the&nbsp;congregation.&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;reminded&nbsp;that&nbsp;I&nbsp;know&nbsp;nothing&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;spiritual&nbsp;beliefs&nbsp;prevalent&nbsp;in&nbsp;Vietnam.&nbsp;Is&nbsp;this&nbsp;a&nbsp;wedding?&nbsp;A&nbsp;feast&nbsp;is&nbsp;layed&nbsp;out&nbsp;in&nbsp;the&nbsp;courtyard.&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;given&nbsp;a&nbsp;little&nbsp;packet&nbsp;of&nbsp;food&nbsp;wrapped&nbsp;in&nbsp;a&nbsp;banana&nbsp;leaf.&nbsp;I&nbsp;feel&nbsp;this&nbsp;is&nbsp;an&nbsp;exciting&nbsp;event&nbsp;to&nbsp;attend&nbsp;on&nbsp;my&nbsp;first&nbsp;solo&nbsp;bicycle&nbsp;trip,&nbsp;but&nbsp;what&nbsp;is&nbsp;it?&nbsp;Phuong&nbsp;doesn&#8217;t&nbsp;know&nbsp;what&nbsp;it&nbsp;can&nbsp;be.&nbsp;He&nbsp;is&nbsp;surprised&nbsp;I&nbsp;happened&nbsp;upon&nbsp;it&nbsp;and&nbsp;says&nbsp;it&nbsp;is&nbsp;illegal&nbsp;to&nbsp;dance&nbsp;in&nbsp;the&nbsp;temple.&nbsp;Peter&nbsp;suggests&nbsp;it&nbsp;might&nbsp;be&nbsp;a&nbsp;coming&nbsp;out&nbsp;ceremony.&nbsp;Phuong&nbsp;asks&nbsp;around&nbsp;in&nbsp;the&nbsp;village&nbsp;and&nbsp;reports&nbsp;back&nbsp;that&nbsp;it&nbsp;is&nbsp;an&nbsp;addictive&nbsp;cult&nbsp;that&nbsp;is&nbsp;prohibited&nbsp;by&nbsp;the&nbsp;government.&nbsp;I&nbsp;suppose&nbsp;Peter&nbsp;could&nbsp;be&nbsp;right.&nbsp;The&nbsp;made&nbsp;up&nbsp;man&nbsp;dancing&nbsp;in&nbsp;pink&nbsp;gauze&nbsp;was&nbsp;strangely&nbsp;mesmerizing.&nbsp;All&nbsp;week&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;been&nbsp;teaching&nbsp;using&nbsp;the&nbsp;story&nbsp;of&nbsp;Goldilocks&nbsp;and&nbsp;the&nbsp;three&nbsp;bears.&nbsp;I&nbsp;feel&nbsp;that&nbsp;in&nbsp;this&nbsp;lone&nbsp;exploration&nbsp;into&nbsp;the&nbsp;forest&nbsp;of&nbsp;banana&nbsp;trees&nbsp;and&nbsp;giant&nbsp;bamboo&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;been&nbsp;rewarded&nbsp;for&nbsp;my&nbsp;hard&nbsp;work.&nbsp;My&nbsp;discovery&nbsp;was&nbsp;definitely&nbsp;more&nbsp;exciting&nbsp;than&nbsp;three&nbsp;bears&nbsp;eating&nbsp;porridge.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;glad&nbsp;that&nbsp;I&nbsp;do&nbsp;not&nbsp;have&nbsp;to&nbsp;go&nbsp;back&nbsp;home&nbsp;to&nbsp;my&nbsp;mother&nbsp;and&nbsp;be&nbsp;told&nbsp;that&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;a&nbsp;naughty&nbsp;girl.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The&nbsp;cousins&nbsp;have&nbsp;been&nbsp;rethatching&nbsp;the&nbsp;cottage&nbsp;with&nbsp;palm&nbsp;leaves&nbsp;these&nbsp;past&nbsp;two&nbsp;days.&nbsp;We&nbsp;are&nbsp;to&nbsp;have&nbsp;a&nbsp;party&nbsp;to&nbsp;celebrate&nbsp;its&nbsp;completion&nbsp;here&nbsp;tonight.&nbsp;Phuong&nbsp;asks&nbsp;us&nbsp;if&nbsp;we&nbsp;mind&nbsp;them&nbsp;killing&nbsp;one&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;dogs&nbsp;for&nbsp;the&nbsp;barbecue.&nbsp;Keeping&nbsp;up&nbsp;the&nbsp;prevalent&nbsp;stereotype&nbsp;of&nbsp;Westerners&nbsp;I&nbsp;try&nbsp;and&nbsp;look&nbsp;momentarily&nbsp;pained&nbsp;as&nbsp;I&nbsp;reply&nbsp;&nbsp;graciously&nbsp;&#8216;that&#8217;s&nbsp;fine.&#8217;&nbsp;Secretly,&nbsp;however,&nbsp;I&nbsp;would&nbsp;be&nbsp;more&nbsp;than&nbsp;happy&nbsp;to&nbsp;see&nbsp;the&nbsp;demise&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;one&nbsp;who&nbsp;has&nbsp;been&nbsp;keeping&nbsp;us&nbsp;awake&nbsp;all&nbsp;night&nbsp;with&nbsp;its&nbsp;incessant&nbsp;barking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Middle-aged&nbsp;english&nbsp;village&nbsp;schoolteacher We&nbsp;have&nbsp;been&nbsp;here&nbsp;for&nbsp;ten&nbsp;days&nbsp;and&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;settled&nbsp;in.&nbsp;I&nbsp;feel&nbsp;have&nbsp;got&nbsp;into&nbsp;my&nbsp;stride&nbsp;with&nbsp;teaching;&nbsp;communication&nbsp;has&nbsp;developed&nbsp;a&nbsp;pace.&nbsp;The&nbsp;children&nbsp;are&nbsp;working&nbsp;hard&nbsp;and&nbsp;we&nbsp;are&nbsp;having&nbsp;fun. I&nbsp;think&nbsp;that&nbsp;&nbsp;escaping&nbsp;from&nbsp;the&nbsp;Hanoi&nbsp;floods&nbsp;and&nbsp;the&nbsp;contrast&nbsp;of&nbsp;everything&nbsp;here&nbsp;disorientated&nbsp;me.&nbsp;Particularly&nbsp;difficult&nbsp;was&nbsp;being&nbsp;expected&nbsp;to&nbsp;teach&nbsp;the&nbsp;day&nbsp;after&nbsp;we&nbsp;arrived.&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;compiling&nbsp;a&nbsp;list&nbsp;of&nbsp;induction&nbsp;material&nbsp;and&nbsp;suggestions&nbsp;for&nbsp;future&nbsp;volunteers.&nbsp;It&nbsp;has&nbsp;been&nbsp;very&nbsp;exciting&nbsp;zapping&nbsp;to&nbsp;school&nbsp;every&nbsp;morning&nbsp;on&nbsp;the&nbsp;back&nbsp;of&nbsp;a&nbsp;motorbike&nbsp;but&nbsp;it&nbsp;has&nbsp;meant&nbsp;that&nbsp;I&nbsp;haven&#8217;t&nbsp;got&nbsp;the&nbsp;feel&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;lie&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;land&nbsp;under&nbsp;my&nbsp;feet. Today&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;the&nbsp;afternoon&nbsp;off.&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;been&nbsp;lent&nbsp;an&nbsp;old&nbsp;gearless&nbsp;bike&nbsp;by&nbsp;Phuong&#8217;s&nbsp;cousin.&nbsp;I&nbsp;cycle&nbsp;slowly&nbsp;along&nbsp;the&nbsp;ochre&nbsp;dried&nbsp;mud&nbsp;tracks&nbsp;to&nbsp;the&nbsp;schools&nbsp;and&nbsp;beyond,&nbsp;abreast&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;buffalos&nbsp;&nbsp;pulling&nbsp;woodladen&nbsp;carts.&nbsp;I&nbsp;smell&nbsp;the&nbsp;deep&nbsp;dank&nbsp;smell&nbsp;of&nbsp;their&nbsp;skin.&nbsp;In&nbsp;the&nbsp;lake&nbsp;are&nbsp;fuschia&nbsp;coloured&nbsp;water&nbsp;lilies.&nbsp;I&nbsp;hadn&#8217;t&nbsp;noticed&nbsp;their&nbsp;perfume&nbsp;before.&nbsp;The&nbsp;morning&nbsp;glory&nbsp;plants&nbsp;in&nbsp;full&nbsp;bloom&nbsp;drape&nbsp;over&nbsp;the&nbsp;palm&nbsp;thatched&nbsp;dwellings.&nbsp;I&nbsp;test&nbsp;the&nbsp;route,&nbsp;making&nbsp;a&nbsp;map&nbsp;for&nbsp;future&nbsp;volunteers,&nbsp;taking&nbsp;my&nbsp;time,&nbsp;navigating&nbsp;chickens&nbsp;and&nbsp;dogs.&nbsp;I&nbsp;will&nbsp;get&nbsp;up&nbsp;earlier&nbsp;tomorrow&nbsp;morning&nbsp;and&nbsp;cycle&nbsp;to&nbsp;school&nbsp;calmly.&nbsp;I&nbsp;cycle&nbsp;past&nbsp;our&nbsp;village&nbsp;shops.&nbsp;Hello,&nbsp;hello,&nbsp;hello.&nbsp;This&nbsp;is&nbsp;OK.&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;the&nbsp;middle&nbsp;aged&nbsp;English&nbsp;schoolteacher&nbsp;on&nbsp;her&nbsp;bike&nbsp;and&nbsp;I&nbsp;recognise&nbsp;my&nbsp;pupils. Just&nbsp;past&nbsp;the&nbsp;railwayline&nbsp;to&nbsp;the&nbsp;left&nbsp;there&nbsp;is&nbsp;a&nbsp;track&nbsp;which&nbsp;curves&nbsp;past&nbsp;the&nbsp;huge&nbsp;lake&nbsp;and&nbsp;up&nbsp;the&nbsp;hill.&nbsp;I&nbsp;hear&nbsp;music&nbsp;from&nbsp;a&nbsp;large&nbsp;building&nbsp;partially&nbsp;hidden&nbsp;by&nbsp;giant&nbsp;fan&nbsp;palms&nbsp;and&nbsp;banana&nbsp;trees.&nbsp;I&nbsp;push&nbsp;my&nbsp;bike&nbsp;upwards&nbsp;in&nbsp;the&nbsp;heat.&nbsp;It&nbsp;is&nbsp;a&nbsp;large&nbsp;hidden&nbsp;temple..so&nbsp;close.&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;beckoned&nbsp;to&nbsp;enter.&nbsp;A&nbsp;seat&nbsp;is&nbsp;offered&nbsp;to&nbsp;me.&nbsp;About&nbsp;forty&nbsp;people&nbsp;sit&nbsp;in&nbsp;a&nbsp;crescent&nbsp;on&nbsp;the&nbsp;floor&nbsp;in&nbsp;front&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;altar.&nbsp;Beside&nbsp;me&nbsp;is&nbsp;a&nbsp;group&nbsp;of&nbsp;musicians&nbsp;playing&nbsp;traditional&nbsp;instruments&nbsp;that&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;never&nbsp;seen&nbsp;before.&nbsp;In&nbsp;front&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;altar&nbsp;people&nbsp;are&nbsp;kneeling.&nbsp;A&nbsp;man&nbsp;is&nbsp;adorned&nbsp;in&nbsp;a&nbsp;gauze&nbsp;pink&nbsp;ankle&nbsp;length&nbsp;dress&nbsp;by&nbsp;helpers.&nbsp;He&nbsp;kneels&nbsp;and&nbsp;prostates&nbsp;himself,&nbsp;then&nbsp;rises&nbsp;and&nbsp;dances&nbsp;in&nbsp;a&nbsp;jerky&nbsp;fashion&nbsp;to&nbsp;the&nbsp;music&nbsp;before&nbsp;being&nbsp;disrobed.&nbsp;Fruit&nbsp;and&nbsp;vegetables&nbsp;are&nbsp;distributed&nbsp;to&nbsp;the&nbsp;congregation.&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;reminded&nbsp;that&nbsp;I&nbsp;know&nbsp;nothing&nbsp;of&nbsp;the&nbsp;spiritual&nbsp;beliefs&nbsp;prevalent&nbsp;in&nbsp;Vietnam.&nbsp;Is&nbsp;this&nbsp;a&nbsp;wedding?&nbsp;A&nbsp;feast&nbsp;is&nbsp;layed&nbsp;out&nbsp;in&nbsp;the&nbsp;courtyard.&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;given&nbsp;a&nbsp;little&nbsp;packet&nbsp;of&nbsp;food&nbsp;wrapped&nbsp;in&nbsp;a&nbsp;banana&nbsp;leaf.&nbsp;I&nbsp;feel&nbsp;this&nbsp;is&nbsp;an&nbsp;exciting&nbsp;event&nbsp;to&nbsp;attend&nbsp;on&nbsp;my&nbsp;first&nbsp;solo&nbsp;bicycle&nbsp;trip,&nbsp;but&nbsp;what&nbsp;is&nbsp;it?&nbsp;Phuong&nbsp;doesn&#8217;t&nbsp;know&nbsp;what&nbsp;it&nbsp;can&nbsp;be.&nbsp;He&nbsp;is&nbsp;surprised&nbsp;I&nbsp;happened&nbsp;upon&nbsp;it&nbsp;and&nbsp;says&nbsp;it&nbsp;is&nbsp;illegal&nbsp;to&nbsp;dance&nbsp;in&nbsp;the&nbsp;temple.&nbsp;Peter&nbsp;suggests&nbsp;it&nbsp;might&nbsp;be&nbsp;a&nbsp;coming&nbsp;out&nbsp;ceremony.&nbsp;Phuong&nbsp;asks&nbsp;around&nbsp;in&nbsp;the&nbsp;village&nbsp;and&nbsp;reports&nbsp;back&nbsp;that&nbsp;it&nbsp;is&nbsp;an&nbsp;addictive&nbsp;cult&nbsp;that&nbsp;is&nbsp;prohibited&nbsp;by&nbsp;the&nbsp;government.&nbsp;I&nbsp;suppose&nbsp;Peter&nbsp;could&nbsp;be&nbsp;right.&nbsp;The&nbsp;made&nbsp;up&nbsp;man&nbsp;dancing&nbsp;in&nbsp;pink&nbsp;gauze&nbsp;was&nbsp;strangely&nbsp;mesmerizing.&nbsp;All&nbsp;week&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;been&nbsp;teaching&nbsp;using&nbsp;the&nbsp;story&nbsp;of&nbsp;Goldilocks&nbsp;and&nbsp;the&nbsp;three&nbsp;bears.&nbsp;I&nbsp;feel&nbsp;that&nbsp;in&nbsp;this&nbsp;lone&nbsp;exploration&nbsp;into&nbsp;the&nbsp;forest&nbsp;of&nbsp;banana&nbsp;trees&nbsp;and&nbsp;giant&nbsp;bamboo&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;been&nbsp;rewarded&nbsp;for&nbsp;my&nbsp;hard&nbsp;work.&nbsp;My&nbsp;discovery&nbsp;was&nbsp;definitely&nbsp;more&nbsp;exciting&nbsp;than&nbsp;three&nbsp;bears&nbsp;eating&nbsp;porridge.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;glad&nbsp;that&nbsp;I&nbsp;do&nbsp;not&nbsp;have&nbsp;to&nbsp;go&nbsp;back&nbsp;home&nbsp;to&nbsp;my&nbsp;mother&nbsp;and&nbsp;be&nbsp;told&nbsp;that&nbsp;I&nbsp;am&nbsp;a&nbsp;naughty&nbsp;girl. &nbsp; 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